According to kleptocrat stooge media (article here), snakes yesterday (12 July) attacked Pope Francis’ goodbye open-air mass at a military airfield outside Asuncion, Paraguay.
In preparation for the mammoth mumbojumbo fest, which was attended by crowds of up to a million superstition-addled humanoids, the authorities launched a genocidal assault on the local serpent population, fumigating their territory. We don’t know how many snakes were killed or poisoned.
We do know that some survivors retaliated and inflicted 14 casualties, although no one was killed. Unfortunately the pope was not amongst them.