Three incompetent hacks from the right-wing rag, The Daily M*il, recently travelled to Calais to climb the journalistic career ladder on the back of the town’s persecuted migrant population. Their intention was clearly to churn out the paper’s nth scare story about the jungle, and although they succeeded in this task – producing the lurid piece below – they did at least end up in hospital. They claim that they were driving along the highway when some migrants ‘threw a log at their car’, causing them to crash. In a bid to paint themselves as innocent victims of merciless foreign hordes, they melded the story with one about road blocks that people make in order to stop and board trucks. Our guess is that their giant camera lenses and stench of journalistic arrogance gave away their identities, and they were targeted in a tiny act of payback for the pages upon pages of racist lies and hate dispensed by the publication each week.