Armadillo deflects bullet back at trigger-happy human

According to corporate media reports, an armadillo defended itself last week when a Texan humanoid attempted to shoot the creature outside his house. At least one of the three bullets ricocheted off the animal’s armored shell and hit the gun-toting man in the face. The human was airlifted to hospital where he had surgery on his jaw and survived. There is no news on the fate of the armadillo.

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